Monday: alarm clock, traffic jam, job, traffic jam, [TV, video games, cleaning, FB], sleep
Tuesday: alarm clock, traffic jam, job, traffic jam, [TV, video games, cleaning, FB], sleep
Wednesday: alarm clock, traffic jam, job, traffic jam, [TV, video games, cleaning, FB], sleep
Thursday: alarm clock, traffic jam, job, traffic jam, [TV, video games, cleaning, FB], sleep
Friday: alarm clock, traffic jam, job, traffic jam, [TV, video games, cleaning, FB, drinking], sleep
Saturday: sleeping, [hangover, drinking, cleaning, pretending you do something], sleep
Sunday: sleeping, [hangover, drinking, cleaning, pretending you do something], sleep
With a small exception in a square brackets, I bet your week is pretty much like the one I described above. Many people consider that as life. I don't.

Have you ever seen Miss World? Mister Universe? Olympics? Or any other great competition? I believe you did. There are so many great competitions in the world but I miss one which I could call Miss and Mister Excuse. There are so many people doing a marvelous job at this and there is not a single one competition on Earth to appreciate that! Or at least there is no ordinary competition to do that but I believe that the competition and the main judge is the life itself!